“My Favorite Pastime” Featured On Squigglebooth.com

squiggle.jpgAmong other things, Ajit Anthony Prem writes for DVGuru and also founded a great video resource for all things good and bad posted on the internet called Ticklebooth. Recently, Ajit also started a “community based video podcast site” as an off-shoot of Ticklebooth which he aptly named Squigglebooth.

He writes: Each week, one of our Squigglers will bring you an original video podcast [concerning] our work, our family, our love, [and our] filmmaking - [including] a lot of things both personal and foreign.

Yesterday, My Favorite Pastime was repurposed and re-posted as video podcast #8 at Squigglebooth.

- check it -

Gearing up….

Soooo…..three very cool things to share.

#1 - I had a wonderful meeting this morning with a producer onboard for three of my personal productions during the month of July.

#2 - Meeting #2 today was with a group of smart fellows putting together a team for an INDIE HD FEATURE - right up my alley. I hope to have more to share on this over the upcoming months.

#3 - Upon returning home, I found a big ole’ box of gear that will never go out of style waiting on my doorstep. Specifically: microphones, a tripod, tripod head, filters, and cables which I ONLY purchased after FIRST determining that renting would be more expensive.

The biggest lesson of the day? Simple business logic: As a bootstrapping entrepreneur/ filmmaker, the best thing you can do is not learn everything yourself, but instead hire people around you who are smarter than you. To do so usually requires trust and a large checking-of-one’s ego, and today I was fortunate enough to be on both sides of that equation.

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And as an Indie on a micro-budget myself, I find purchaser’s guilt is easily circumvented once proper research is performed. Right there is money well spent; no fancy cameras or software in that box.

Best Ghetto Apple Hack Ever: iBook Logic Board Fix

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If you’re a G3 or G4 iBook owner, chances are you’re well aware of the terminal LOGIC BOARD FAILURE which has plagued these machines since their inception. Because this iBOOK LOGIC BOARD PROBLEM has been so greatly documented, Apple extended Free Fix-It service to these machines from three years after their original purchase date (most likely to halt a class action lawsuit as in the case of the iPod batteries).

Faulty logic board problems manifest themselves one day as garbling the screen image and quickly result in total failure of the machine to boot up or otherwise function. From onset of first symptoms, complete logic board failure can happen over a couple of months or in a matter of days. For me, LOGIC BOARD FAILURE happened overnight.

Earlier this year, I picked up a 900MHz G3 12″ iBook with 40GB HD, built in AirPort Express, and Combo-Drive off eBay for $600 bucks (including shipping - a SMOKIN’ DEAL). This handy little machine came pre-loaded with OS X 10.2 (which I quickly bumped up to 10.4.4), and has become my field production/ traveling weapon of choice for writing, emailing, blogging, research, and even running Photoshop CS.

When the logic board failed on me, I instantly recognized the problem (as I’ve seen three others go in the past). I called into Apple thinking I’d have a free, easy replacement - but it turns out this bastard failed 20 days too late for Apple to replace the logic board for free. Ouch.

Sooo…..what options do you have when your logic board fails?
- Apple wants $350 to fix it at a flat-rate, down from the $750 they say it “should cost” (give me a break).
- Authorized Apple dealers/ service technicians charge around $450 for the replacement (still an unsound investment).
- Find a used logic board on eBay ($100 - $350 usually), hope it truly does work, and do some un-fun part swapping.
- OR, do what I did: Take off the bottom cover of the ‘puter, tape four business cards together, and stick them in between the bottom plastic case and the heat shield.

Seriously.

The most common documented problem with iBook logic board failings suggest the GPU is subject to corroding soldering and would eventually loose contact due to flexing, thus resulting in the famous scrambled video/ black screen error.

This discussion online suggested that applying pressure to the bottom of the book would allow the computer to function temporarily, and many user’s wrote in and described how they solved the problem.

Here’s my fix, in detail:

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Step One: GET THE BOTTOM COVER OFF. For the aqua-flavored circles, you’ll need a small phillips screwdriver, and the red circles require a 2mm hex wrench. For the purple dashed lines, you’ll need a prying tool like a putty knife or a small flat-head screwdriver.

But in my case, THE THE HEX SCREWS HAD BEEN PREVIOUSLY STRIPPED. Those puppies were not coming out. What to do?

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Go to your hardware store and grab a “stripped screw remover” drill bit. Essentially, this is a reverse machined drill bit which attaches to the head of your screw by rotating counter-clockwise (with drill in reverse) instead of clockwise (like a normal drill bit).

You may also try using a dremel to sand down the case and cut the head off (as I sort-of tried - note the middle hex-screw case destruction) or super-gluing the wrench to the screw. IMO, these two options suck, so just go buy the stripped screw remover kit and be amazed by it’s effectiveness.

(P.S. More iBook disassembly instructions and pictures can be found here.)

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Then, use your prying device to pop that back cover off. Be firm, but gentle, and note that there may be a touch of adhesive in place on the three outer corners (so crank it a bit harder - but not much).

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Sweet. Bottom cover off. Good job - the hard part is done.

Logic_6.jpg Now you need a shim. I chose to use some old business cards, but I’ve heard of others using all types of objects about as thick as a CD or DVD.

As I was on location (with downtime and a tinkering mind), my tools/ shims were limited to what was in my car, so I simply taped four said business cards together and then ripped them to form three different “pressure pads” so my ‘puter would still sit level.

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A ‘lil more tape to hold the cards in place, snap the lid back on, re-insert screws (and buy new ones if yours were stripped like mine), then fire that sucker up.

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Right on - happy iBook.


If you’re skeptical about this working on your broken machine, try starting it up while applying pressure to the palm rests. If the computer functions normally with pressure, this trick will probably work for you.

And for the record, the added pressure in the case + business cards/ tape on the heat shield + less internal airflow has not yet affected performance in any way (that I can tell), nor has my computer caught fire (as one friend suggested it might - and I found no documented cases of this happening online).

After this hack……
Expect between 2 days and 6 months worth of happy iBook. Based on my experience and submitted emails, I’d say the average user gets another 3 more months before the problems persist again. Does that suck? Yeah, it does.

Outside of replacement, there is no absolute fix for this problem, but at least now you have a stopgap between either getting a little more extreme with fire or tossing the iBook completely.

Think of this new era with your iBook as cherished moments. You now have enough time to at least backup your files, and furthermore - you might even get a couple of more months of trouble free computing.

Over time, the faulty soldering will continue to deteriorate and you may find yourself adding thicker shims every-so-often. Prepare yourself for the worst, but enjoy this hack while it lasts.

Read below for more DIY user experiences. I’m glad this hack has helped, at least a bit. I didn’t discover the technique , but I may be among the first to give you a how-to guide. Long live Ghetto Hacks ($750 my ass, Apple).

Weekend in Seattle

Last weekend, Kristine and I took a wonderful trip up to Seattle….just ’cause. Seattle’s a way cool city, and though I did snap some pics, what follows is in no way a synopsis the city or our adventures. Thing is, I always pull out the camera when I find something interesting, but for much of this trip I left the fanny-pack in the room at the Bed & Breakfast.

Okay, just some stuff I shot.


It’s like Google Maps, only in paperback version.


How old is this logo?


A great former design teacher of mine used to say that you should either write “apple” or show a picture of an “apple”, but never both. I’m often enamored by logo choices for food bags. When you start paying attention, you see that some food packaging has pictures of what’s inside the bag while other food packaging shows pictures of who should eat the food (think: baby food jar vs. a bag of carrots).

Now considering this photo, could you assume that there are cats inside this bag, or does this bag contain food contents for cats?

In the case of this particular cat food, I bet it’s BOTH.


I love lighting inside gas stations.


Destination achieved.


Capital Hill neighboorhood.


Late night burger stand.


Seattle’s really tall gift shop.


Hell yeah.  Electric busses.


Cool lighting.


Wow.  Just wow.


Kristine makes friends whever we go.  Creatures love her.


He’s polydactyl!


Look at the meat hooks on this sucker!


A ghost in the fireplace.


Nightime.


More friends.


I swear these photo journals will get much more interesting once I get a camera with lots of buttons on it to keep me from having photo-taking ADD.

Oh, and as for our Big Bad Swim viewing at The Seattle Film Festival….umm…..we walked out…..

Yeah. AND….the projector used SUCKED BIG TIME!!!!! At a “$4MILLION” film festival (stated before the screening), they could have rented a much better one. Seriously, I think they used a ten-year-old-not-even-power-point-worthy-bulb-going-out-barely-even-focused model.

SIFF = Lame
SEATTLE = Swwwweeeeeeet
WEEKEND = RAD!

$10,000 Indie Examples: HVX vs. Andromeda vs. Else???

***If you’re looking for the HVX test clips, scroll all the way to the bottom***

Call me Mike Curtis Lite.

Over the past two weeks, I’ve been consulting on two different Indie gigs. The challenge? How to make $10,000 work for an HD production and post production package?

Thing is, $10,000 isn’t a lot of money if you’re planning on shooting in high definition and are starting with little to no post-production infrastructure. With $10G’s, it’s extremely difficult, if not impossible, to pick up all needed HD capable production AND post-production equipment, not to mention having enough funds for, oh….I don’t know…people, props, wardrobe, lunch, travel expenses, etc.

Following below are the stories of two Indies, their $10,000 choices, and my observations.

$10,000 BUDGET - Daniel’s Version

IndieCAsh_andro.jpgDaniel wants to shoot the opening two minutes of his film to use as a fundraising tool to grab $800,000 - $900,000 in order to finish the rest. To complete this task, he saved $10,000 over one year by working an IT job, of which he promptly went out and spent $8,500 on:

- (1) Andromeda-tized DVX100a
- (1) small crane
- (1) Red Rock Micro M2 adaptor
- (1) set of Nikon Lenses
- 60 GB worth of 2.5″ bus powered hard drives
- (1) dolly
- and (1) 10′ x 12′ portable greenscreen.

His film calls for anime-stylings in a live-action setting, and he’s using part of a friend’s empty warehouse space to shoot some of the greenscreen setups. Daniel has taught himself Shake and plans on doing all the compositing work himself.

His post inventory consists of (1) G4 Powerbook, and though he purchased the Andromeda because of it’s 4:4:4 capture abilities, he admits that his current ‘puter is nowhere near up to the task of handing a steady stream of HD material (let alone handling multiple compositing effects in Shake).

But now WELL into his $10G budget, Daniel still needs:

- lights (the 4:4:4 is worthless without proper lighting on that greenscreen)
- ANY audio recording method (The Andromeda doesn’t record audio natively. He could go audio straight to tape on the DVX simultaneously, but he still needs various microphones, XLR cables, and stands or a boom pole)
- (4) cast members over a three day shoot
- (3-5) crew members over a three day shoot
- (1) makeup person
- wardrobe
- props
- enough $$$ to buy three lunches worth of pizza for 8-10 people who are going to be working for little to no pay

AND, he’s trying to accomplish all this IN THE NEXT 30 DAYS.

Soooo……what do we have here?

PROS:
Daniel is smart and very mature. He’s super motivated, and very aware of many angles his production is going to require. He spent a ton of money on some really sweet gadgets that make pretty images, and now he’s got a van full of really sweet gadgets that make pretty images.

CONS:
Daniel has a van full of really sweet gadgets that make pretty images and little knowledge on how to use them. This is his first production of any kind, and he has given little thought to the very REAL WORLD constraints of asking 8-10 people to all get the same three days off, for little to no pay, during the next MONTH.

Moreover, though Daniel will be spending 10 times as many hours compositing than he will be shooting, he spent 85% of his budget on acquisition equipment and….0% of his budget on post gear. Right off the bat, spending that much of his budget on acquisition equipment sounds a little suspect, especially considering he only needs the camera and associated peripherals for three days.

Keep in mind, Daniel is not planning on personally running any of this equipment, so he’s left himself very little room to find the right people to run said equipment, pick up the remaining gear he needs, and have any $$$ left over for post, (and if he didn’t factor in a comfy chair into that budget, he should have).

What other options did he have?
Easily, Daniel COULD HAVE first dropped $5G’s on an HD capable editing/ compositing system. A used Quad Core G5, 20″ monitor ( Apple / Dell / whatever), HD capable video card, passable HD monitor, and decent set of speakers could all be had for that price. Additionally, had Daniel not chosen the Andromeda, he could have sold his laptop and added another $1,500 to his post budget.

After calling around town and contacting some peepz I’ve met in Portland over the last two months, I figured his remaining HYPOTHETICAL $5,000 COULD THEN HAVE been spent on:
- $500 - $1,000 on lights and greenscreen (rental or purchase)
- $600 for a sound person ($200/ day X 3 days)
- $1,500 for cast/ wardrobe, makeup, and props
- $500 - $1000 for crew and dolly/ crane (rental or purchase)
- and $2000 - $2,500 bucks to rent a very qualified DP WITH HD CAMERA, or:
- $1,000 - $2,000 to rent a camera package and $500 - $1,000 for a DP

Keep in mind, all the above figures represent Portland, Oregon figures at Indie rates. Other market prices for equipment rentals, purchases, or peoples’ time will vary with the city you live in and the availability of said equipment or people in your area (For example, Los Angeles my have a plethora of F900/ F950 rental options, but those options would most likely tend to be very pricey because of the market. On the other hand, if there are too many rental houses competing for Indie business, you may find yourself a good deal. Additionally, Des Moines may not have any F900/ F950 rental shops - therefore assuming if there was such shop, they could command top dollar for it. But, if there does happen to be a CineAlta in Des Moines, there’s a good chance its not being used very often, and consequently, you may be able to hire its owner/ operator for an extremely cheap rate).

Additionally, where “(rental or purchase)” with a $500 swing distinction has been noted, I’m generally referring to the fact that some people WITH GEAR could be hired for a certain price, OR some people WITHOUT GEAR BUT WANTING TO WORK WITH SUCH GEAR could be hired cheaper if you provide said gear.

CURRENT SOLUTION:
Since Daniel is now about $8,500 deep in equipment, I advised him to use as much of the remaining funds on people as he can.  Due to the intricate nature of his planned shots, he’s got AT LEAST two full days worth of equipment testing, and his yet-to-be-assembled novice crew is going to have to figure out all his gear very quickly. He plans on paying his crew at least a little bit, say $70 bucks a day, and knows his remaining $1,500 is as good as spent.

For post-production, well…he’s kinda screwed right now. His original plan, though contradictory, was to purchase all the production gear he needed, then sell most of it back off in order to buy a bigger, better, faster computer to run all his compositing. But, when asked why he bought all the production gear in the first place, just to then turn around and sell it (at a loss), he said that he wanted to buy all his gear NOW which he’d use for the rest of the feature, even though he’s looking to grab almost a seven figure budget. And remember, HE HAS NO PLANS FOR ALL THE GEAR HE BOUGHT, AFTER THE INITIAL THREE DAY SHOOT, UNLESS HE FINDS FINANCING FOR HIS FILM.

So what to do for post? Since there’s no turning back, Daniel needs to stick with his post-production “plan” and sell off his camera gear. He really doesn’t have a choice. His PowerBook is not going to cut it, so he may as well pawn that on eBay and hopefully he can come out ahead with at least $5,000 he can drop on the minimum amount of post gear I mentioned above.

As for sound? Well, Daniel’s NOT A SOUND GUY and admits his complete ignorance for all things sound my cause him to under-think sound solutions, but at the very least he understands the importance of sound. This leaves him the two options (which he’s currently debating) of HIRING A SOUND GUY, or committing a large chunk of his own time in post to creating ALL SOUND FROM SCRATCH - a task he said that he’s personally committed to, if needed (I like the first option).

$10,000 BUDGET - Ryan’s Version

IndieCash_hvx.jpgRyan wrote a feature script, saved $10,000 G’s by remodeling houses, and plans on going 100% the DIY/ self reliant route. Message boards and marketing materials told him that an HVX 200 could make his images (/film) look “the most real”, so naturally, that’s where the first $6,000 of his budget went.

Knowing that P2 cards are outrageously expensive, Ryan plans on just using the 4GB version that came with the camera. He wants to shoot and edit his film in 1080 24p, and plans on using his existing consumer HP laptop connected to an external USB drive to dump his footage to in the field.

Ryan also picked up a nice tripod, has a MiniDV glidecam from back in his VX2000 days, and plans on purchasing around $1,000 in microphone equipment.

At this point, Ryan’s decision to purchase an HD camera makes a lot more sense than Daniel’s. Ryan plans on shooting indefinitely, which is something you can’t do, with say, a rental camera.

However, knowing that he’s planning on directing and shooting and audio monitoring ALONE, it seems that purchasing an HVX with only four minutes of capable record time allowed would be an unwise choice.

Thusly, along with asking his actors and whatever crew he’ll find to work for free, he’s also going to have to ask all these people to wait around for four minutes of P2 dumping time every time he locks four minutes of footage.

His preliminary solution, in theory, is that he’ll only be saving the best takes and therefore erasing production mistakes as they happen by deleting them from the card immediately. Surely, this is a huge advantage of P2, but Ryan has certainly not thought out the real world constraints this workflow is going to have on his actors.

First off, no scenes longer than, well…four minutes. Sure, if you write your script properly, you can get around that. Second, “Okay, that take #54 was all the way good until the 3:30 mark…Do I spend time dumping this off the card and doing a quick pickup, or erase and hope the amateur actors finally nail the quirky dialogue on take #55? Hmmmm?” Lastly, I know film crews have done this for decades, (shoot ten minutes and then stop to change mags) but here’s one key difference. Ryan will probably be alone. He’s carrying a tripod, the camera, headphones, a boom pole, and his laptop. He has no budget for shooting permits and will be stealing a lot of locations - on the fly.

Am I saying P2 makes this situation impossible? No. But in Ryan’s case, he’s already reworking his script around P2 constraints. The reality of a no-budget, long-format production with a highly constricted workflow is starting to set it….BUT AT LEAST HE HAS 24P!!!!!

All this, of course, is assuming Ryan’s existing laptop will support a PCMCIA reader (most newer PC laptops motherboards do support PCMCIA readers, but somtimes cheap-o laptop cases my not have a built in slot). If not, Ryan may be able to find an external USB bus powered PCMCIA reader or sell his existing and pickup a different laptop as he hopes to avoid plunking down $1,600 on a P2 Store.

But if his laptop is already P2 ready, after his HVX purchase and upcoming $1000 spend on microphones, Ryan is looking at $3,000 remaining in his budget left over for post equipment, production needs, and people.

At this point, he’s pretty much ruled out having to pay anybody (either cast or crew). Moving on, he thinks he can get all the props, wardrobes, and associated production needs for under $1,000. So, with $2,000 left, he’s looking for an editing solution.

Hmmm…a $2,000 1080 24p editing solution???

Oh yeah, he’s already got a 30″ Dell monitor…..

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SOLUTION
Okay, all is not lost for Ryan’s editing needs. Here are his options:

1.) Hire a freelance Indie editor. Earmark $2,000 for a gracious independent editor with his own tricked out FCP bay and schedule times to work on cutting the film together.

2.) Buy a used Dual Core G5 off eBay and hope that it comes magically preloaded with Final Cut Pro version 5.0.4. Hook up Dell monitor, cut film with no reference monitor, using new field headphones, and hope distributor (…if there is a distributor, of course) pays for mastering fees.

3.) Dump all P2 shooting from laptop to external drive (Ryan thinks he can get away with a 300GB drive). Buy two drives and keep one for backup. Complete all shooting of film (while not viewing any of the clips post data transfer), then sell HVX and microphones and buy a Quad Core G5 Edit bay (as listed above) with newly acquired $5-ish-thousand dollars.

What other options did Ryan have?
Ryan, needs equipment for the long-haul of his production, and would like to shoot and edit himself. He wants to acquire in HD, but has ZERO post-production infrastructure in place. If he were starting over, I would recommend he first sell his PC laptop and earmark AT LEAST $4,500 for a MODEST HD ready post setup (such as mentioned before in Daniel’s case, only Ryan already has one of the two monitors needed).

For acquisition, I’d then tell him to either:

A.) Buy an FX1 for $3,500, spend another $1000 on decent mics, find some dedicated friends and talent, and use the remaining $1,500 to help you pull it off by either paying for these people’s time or splurging for other misc. production needs.

Or…

B.) Earmark $2,000 for a HUNGRY, YOUNG, and LOCAL DP who owns an FX1, Z1U, or JVC GY-HD100U and will work for cheap ($100 a day for 20 days of Indie shooting - that guy or gal might be out there….), then take the remaining dough and hope said DP has a HUNGRY, YOUNG and EQUIPMENT OWNING sound friend who’ll work for about the same cash, and use the remaining $2ish grand on remaining crew, talent, and miscellaneous production needs (of which are numerous).


IN SUMMARY:
The crux these two $10,000 Indies are running into is that they want to own the latest and greatest Prosumer HD cameras and the computers needed to edit their footage in addition to microphones, green screens, dollys, cranes, 35mm adaptors, and tripods along with having enough cash to pay for people, props, and pizza.

As we’ve seen above, owning an HD camera AND a necessary (pro-platform) editing system ALONE is hard to do for $10,000. If you’re starting from scratch (or just above), $10,000 is probably not enough to feed your HD production wants. SD? Sure. But HD production and post-production are going to be a real stretch on $10G’s.

Even if you do manage to pull all the equipment together, you’re still looking at having little to no cash left over for the most important asset of your production…PEOPLE.

Look at it this way. You may have a warehouse full of the most state of the art technology money can buy. Maybe your local camera dealer and rental shop handed you the keys and said “GO NUTS!” Everything you want to make “real images” is in there….BUUUUUTTTTTT….if you’re working alone and asking your friend the burger-flipper to use his expertise on cleaning the grease trap to set up lights, pull focus, and man the crane….you’re still not making a film.

What else have we learned?

1.) Ambition is required to make in the Indie world. However, said ambition can be DANGEROUS when coupled with the overzealous desire to own a fancy new piece of fun technology. Hey don’t get me wrong, being the proud owner of a shiny new camera is awesome, but if your life’s ambition is riding on the $10,000 hard earned dollars that you saved, UNLESS YOU HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE THAT CAMERA PAY FOR ITSELF, dropping 60-85% of your TOTAL PRODUCTION BUDGET on acquisition may not be the best solution for you.

2.) The Marketing Is Working “Indies! Wide Eyed Dreamers! Come forth! All your desires will come true - if only you purchase this super-ultra-neato MAGIC BOX!” Indies in unison: “Oooooohhhhhhhh! You mean I can PURCHASE a PRODUCT that instantly turns me into SPIKE JONZE?! I want three! Then I’ll be like SPIKE JONZE times INFINITY, or rather, SPIKE JONZE times three!”

Is this an unfair dig? Perhaps. Do I occasionally suffer from “Wide Eyed Syndrome”? Oh, hell yeah. And do some of these MAGIC BOXES do really sweet jobs of helping you realize your dreams? Absolutely. But the key here people, is BALANCE. Think it through. You just slaved away mowing lawns for the last three summers to raise the exact same amount of money you think Kevin Smith, Sam Raimi, Robert Rodriguez, and Wes Anderson each spent on their first strokes of genius. You owe it to yourself to SLOW DOWN and first find THE PEOPLE you need to help you (be it actors or crew), and THEN figure out what TOOLS each of those people need in order to help you best.

Shameless Plug: And specifically, if you need consulting on your next Indie project, please contact me directly at JOSH AT JOSHOAKHURST.COM, and I’d be happy to help steer you in the right direction so you can find the proper people, equipment, and prices that fit your production style and budget.

As for these two guys, I’m very fortunate to have met them both, and I’m hoping they both can find ways to make their productions work. I wrote previously, that there would be HVX clips to look forward to, and here they are.

After Ryan came to visit me for his initial equipment consultation, here’s my 15 minutes of shooting and 30 minutes of editing attempt at story with the Panasonic HVX 200. Enjoy:

HVX TEST CLIPS
- iPod version [2.8 MB]
- 302p version [26 MB]

***UPDATE: the following two links were taken down because my server was getting hammered. Email if you’d really like to view the higher rez versions***
- 404p version [36 MB]
- 720p version [83 MB]

All the QT versions were encoded using .h264/ “high” compression. I’d say about 50% of the softness you might see is due to the compression, 30% to my newness with the camera, and 20% due to the camera itself. Other than where obvious, I didn’t muck much at all with the color. And BTW, that’s HVX owner Ryan Mayes starring.


UPDATE: See what Grand Master Ayatollah Mike Curtis Has to Say - Possible MacBookPro DVCPRO HD Editing suggestion (among other musings)?

Carnies ONLY Ride THE ZIPPER!

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In honor of National Slayer Day, Kristine and I rode THE ZIPPER three times. Actually, since WE BOTH rode it THREE TIMES, I guess we actually rode it 6 TIMES! Yeah!

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THE ZIPPER rules!

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This is what you feel like after leaving the ride. Once this happens, head straight for one of the many fried sugar tents.

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Ze Frank himself would have bowed at the alter of all that is duckieness.

HVX200 + FS-100 Problems, Fixes

While researching current workflow options for a specific INDIE HVX OWNER and JODOTCOM reader, last night I picked up on this pertinent piece of info concerning a P2 alternative in the form of the $2,195 (MSRP) FireStore 100. According to this thread at DVXUSER.com, seems as if heavy manual reading and a mandatory firmware update are needed before the FS-100 is client ready.

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CHOICE CUTS

Original Unsatisfied User:

Im four days through testing my new HVX200 and FS100 combo. I entered this scenario with high hopes and expectations. However, Im beginning to lose faith in this setup. I am amazed at the amount of dropouts, digital hits, bad pixels or whatever word best describes the problem Im encountering.

Im shooting with a stationary camera and FS100. Im viewing in FCP 5.0.4 on a 1.67GHZ Dual Tower. On at least 10-20% of my clips, there are hits, or dropouts. Ive been reading the threads on this site, and see that my situation is common. Am I crazy, or does it seem that Firestore may have rushed a product out the door that isnt ready for the field??? Has anyone been successfully using this combo…if so, please let me know what youve been doing to avoid this issue.

At this point, theres no way I can recommend this configuration to a client. I dont feel confident that any of my takes are dependable… this is worse than the old Hi-8 dropout days!!!!!


From Focus Enhancements Directly:

Recently there have been reports from some FS-100 users of drop-outs during recordings. Unfortunately some units shipped from our production plant with an incorrect FireWire bridge chip configuration. Focus apologizes for this problem and inconvenience, and we assure you that these drop-outs are in no way related to drive performance or future reliability, but rather a simple software error which resulted in a buffer overrun.

We have corrected this problem and posted a software update here:

http://www.focusinfo.com/support/downloads.asp

We recommend that ALL FS-100 users load this updated software, as there is no harm in doing so even if your unit is set correctly. Please download the new software (follow the software update instructions on the READ ME enclosed in the zip file) and then do a System Reset (follow instructions on page 72 of the User Guide).

Best regards,

Focus Enhancements


A Mostly Satisfied User:

I’ve been banging around a FS-100 for the last four days in outdoor shooting conditions in dusty, humid Dallas. I must have been lucky because I had no drops even before installing the patch. It has performed admirably.

My only issue so far has been with battery life, but I have the extended battery on the way. Also should be getting a Jimmybox tomorrow (6/2) since mounting has been awkward. The on-camera mount will unfortunately cause on-board mikes to pick up fan noise. The belt-mount is scary. I have been walking around with it clipped to my belt and it did pop off once when I went to my knees for a low shot.

I would in no way categorize it as a bad product. Its only issues so far are power and bulk. I still feel very insecure about hard drive acquisition since drives are so sensitive to movement, but until we start seeing large capacity P2 cards at lower prices, I think we’re stuck with hard drives for a good while.


Josh’s Take

Although the original user started off scared of his new FS-100, seems as if Focus Enhancements has great customer service and has “mostly” fixed the digital drop-out problem with a new firmware update.

But to be fare, dude went ahead and plunked down around $2800.00 for (2) new 8GB P2 cards….and after shelling out $2195.00 for the FS-100…..yikes…..

As always, Buyer Beware, especially with first generation products.

.htaccess = No Alien Jarble for Video Links

Ever click a video link only to have a page open featuring miles of jarbled alien talk? Don’t let that happen on your site.

Apple XCODE developer Jason Molenda was kind enough to send me this wonderful tip via email.

If you’d like to ensure that no one ever sees said jarbled alien when trying to view your videos, open a text editor and save a file WITH NO EXTENSION called “.htaccess” (.htaccess is the extension). In said text file, copy and paste the following:

AddType video/x-m4v .m4v
AddType video/x-mp4 .mp4
AddType audio/x-m4a .m4a

(where you can see how easy it is to add file extensions in question: the three listed here are what I’ve found to be the most common problems for me).

Since many browsers (including Safari and Firefox) don’t “understand” the .mp4 or .m4v extension unless you right click and choose “download linked file as”, the .htaccess file will allow web browsers to “package” the above file extensions as complete files (ie: displaying the video file in a blank page), and there’s actually a lot more functionality you can add with .htaccess files such as disabling directory browsing and setting passwords.

After saving the file, upload it to your webserver while keeping in mind that this file will “help” every video file not only the directory you loaded it to, but also subdirectories beneath it.

For example: loading said .htaccess file to the yourcoolwebsite.com/ ROOT directory will also affect videos in yourcoolwebsite.com/short_films (which is a good thing if you’d like to globally affect all the videos on your site).

For more info on .htaccess, click here.

A very big thanks to JODOTCOM reader Jason Molenda for sending in that tip! You rule, brother!

And if you’re looking for a good OS X FTP Client, I’d recommend Transmit.

Kitties, Dune Buggies, Air Keyboards

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Last Friday, Kristine and I had the privileged honor of catching The Presidents of The United States of America perform live. As if we needed another reason for moving here, the President’s chose to perform at Portland, OR’s Crystal Ballroom on their latest mini-tour (which doesn’t even stop in Seattle).

Why is this of JODOTCOM importance? A.) The Presidents Rock! B.) It Was Awesome! C.) The Crystal Ballroom has the best sound of any concert venue I’ve ever been in, ever. WOW FREAKING WOW. BETTER THAN CD QUALITY. D.) The surprise 80’s MUSIC VIDEO DANCE PARTY following the show (to my dismay, there was no Journey to be had…you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone play air keyboards).

If you didn’t get that last reference, do your self a favor and watch Journey’s “Separate Ways” video. AHAHAHAHAHAH….AHAHAHAHAH….AHAHAHAHAH…(pause for laughter tears)…AHAHAHAHAH..AHAHAHA!!!!!!


Only one more date on the President’s tour: Saturday July 22 in Clarkston, WA