“Woah, that package is lighting up next to me.”

Yeah, I picked it up. Hey, that’s pretty neat. That’s a good ploy, guys. Stick a small, emanating LED inside your package, hope the battery at least outlasts the shelf-life, wait for sales. Okay, cool, you’ve gotten my hard-won attention…

…but I didn’t buy your goo and I’m not even sure what type of goo you’re selling.

It’s the light-up kind, silly.