Long But Intuitive Answer
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Snarky But True Answer
I’m a professional professional.

No, Really. I Don’t Get It. And Please Answer in the Third Person.
Josh Oakhurst has a formal background in television, film, and interactive media. He has been a web designer, programmer, editor, producer, cameraman, photographer, writer, consultant, and occasional philosopher. He sometimes gives presentations and lectures and has performed stand-up comedy exactly three times (once he even won money).

Josh has very nice hair and does not use product (Josh hates product).

He lives in Providence, Rhode Island but doesn’t like the winters. Previously he has lived in Portland, Oregon, Denver, Colorado, and Los Angeles, California, but not all at the same time. He was born in Missouri and still wonders if it’s the South or MidWest. He’s leaning towards South.

Josh works at an advertising agency called Nail, and they tell him he’s in charge of “the web.” He likes his job, partly because he knows he’s good at it.